And you opened this, since your here.... how do you keep an idiot in suspense?  What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks. Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
			
			 
				 
 
		 
 
		